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Thanks for the cream puff and durian puff Band members.last last week i think , me and marcus stay back with timothy for fun and pleasure, we were talking bout aikido and judo and all those stuff and suddenly there is this aroma of durian puff coming our way , it smells heavenly.So we 3 went to check it out . There is this 3 big basket of puffs its godly man, we were all so god damn hungry so we tried to take a couple of them to try la , but then there is a teacher guarding them so we cannot even touch them....for now . The moment tzu an and darryl come out we went to ask them for it but we cannot find them so marcus ask a sec 1 for the first durian puff , timothy got one without asking and i just simply took it from xing xia and swallow it down.then this puffs are so good we cannot help to take another one so we were trying out luck but gary's girl-friend jia xin help us took alot so me and marcus was devouring all the food down into our stomach and hui yi very niao,dun even gib me one haha.All of them was so friendly,so me and marcus just help ourself.Marcus ate around 7 durian puff and i ate 6 or 7 of the cream puff 3 durian puff and 1 choco one.Our breath,STINKS LIKE HELL,i had to like eat 2 packet of mentos to clear that smell away.So thanks for the durian puff band members u guyz are really friendly ( except u hui yi ).bwahaha!!!

The Level 8 Magnitude Earthquake in school

This piece of news is dedicated to a friend ( i was partially force to do this ). We were all playing basketball together and suddenly MO MO REN fall down.A Huge shockwave was sent out towards every single direction.People from the third floor felt a tremor,joachim was interviewed and he said :"i can feel the shaking on the thrid floor ,this is wad u get for not compenstating me ".The one who fall,jon, was interviewed .questions like , did u make a dent on the floor ?,did the school ask u for compensatation ?"how is ur Neh,got blue black ?"was asked.Jon remained silent,this news will be followed up.(watch out for part 2 )

Lamest update ever

Erm hello everybody , since everyone wants me to update my blog so here u go.Updated

here comes de real update

Hello everybody!!!!i will update everything tat happen in my december holiday thing.lets start with the result release.I WENT INTO DA CLASS I WANT woooots which is 3e2,so cool man.first i meet up with my friends den we went to da school to see our result , the moment i step in there i saw hui yi and the first thing she do was pinch me cheek so i pinch her back and i m so happy tat i m one of those tat she miss dearly (read her blog if u dun believe) . Den we all tried to squeeze into the crowd to check our results and i found out tat some of my old classmates are still with me namely ,jon , xing xia ,yuling ,ryan and bland and some others tat i dun remember and i found out tat i have a couple ncc buddies in my class next year so its gonna rock man too bad some of us have to split up it suck man , now tat i know tat there is alot of cool buddies in my class next year i wonder if got chio bu anot haha haha , joachim also said tat if there is alot fat people in his class next year,he don't want to go to school , his still a joker.so after all tat action and laughter we all went home to play dota with each other.den a couple days down the road has been gettin scolded by my parents and eat snacks and play com and sleep .til one fine day me and marcus met up with our old buddies to soccer BUTTTTTT everytime we go play soccer it will ended up goin to lan to dota haix guess it will nv change but its cool man too bad gareth ain't there.Den a couple more days down the road we went to the class chalet.it was bloody rainin and i wore white , i m like transparent and all of us ran there without our slippers on and joachim got horned by a car i think but luckily there are others tat are transparent too but at least the host of the class chalet (xing xia ) is good enough to take our bags for us for a while.After that i tried to find a hand dryer to dry myself but PUI i found none tsk oh well so we all hug together to gain some warmth i bet all of us felt like a gay .everyone was enjoyin themselve,marcus and some of them was PKin DJ max while me and joachim was watchin tv and the rest of them played a weird kinda version of poker i have no idea wads tat too.after tat we tried to find a lan nearby but we found none so we are all so pissed off.But we found a arcade to play in , while joachim and jia wei play daytona , lim yang was playin the drum game game and the rest of us was waitin for one of them to treat as a game,so after arcade marcus recieve a call from MICH xiaogal that they are startin the bbq liao want eat den faster.so we all hurried back and we saw some of them havin trouble bbqin so as most of us are gentlements we help them with da bbq thing and it ended up with joachim marcus lim yang bbqin so all i did was wait and eat haha.but after lim yang got tired i take over his shift and played with those food ,after those food someone found the marshmallow and ask me and marcus to help them make while joachim want to watch xiao niang re because of some reason and lim yang and everyone got interested so all tat was left to bbq was me and marcus but i have to say something i pity ryan his a vegetarian and most of the food are meat so he is like starve to death man lucky got sweet potatoe . while me and marcus bbq for ourself and those dam marshmallow , the others was watchin tv . after bbq-in those marshmallow my finger felt quite cooked too haha . so after everyone finished eatin me and marcus gets to eat so we are like FINALLY MAN!!!!so after eatin we get back to our activities which was poker cards den we went back to the arcade and we bought some drinks and snacks to play and i made all of my friend sing happy birthday song to my dad , i guess his pretty happy cause i heard him controllin his laughter felt pretty good myself after we went back we played something like truth and dare only that there is no such thing call truth .lucky i nv play or else dam ma lu and then i had supper with xx which was clams i think , pretty weird to eat clams at night .so after a while we went walkin and stars are coverin the sky and the sea breeze felt so good blah blah blah we went to sleep for a while and in between tat time joachim had a rough time cause i snore beside his left ears and bryan snore beside his right i guess he can't sleep haha.after we all woke up we went home HAPPILY.after da chalet i slept for 12 hrs nearly everyday. AND a few more days down de road i found myself bloggin here haha i want to go school nia at home so bored la either dota with yong kiat or sleep or eat or watch movie / tv.OH WELL better make good use of da time i have.

back from p5 camp

i m back from camp , man its tirin i drop dead the moment i reach home.Day 1 me and marcus meet up with our old friends who are also facils so we were meetin up at mac,alot people was lookin at us as our barang barang(bags la) are quite bulky so they all thought we are terrorist and sort of keep on starin at us so we all felt weird so we have our lunch/dinner quickly and head off to the campsite which was my primary school.when we reach there we played awhile and den we head off to the hall for a meetin which i think is borin.and den we facils were partner up . i got one sec 1 facil with me as i m a senior so its her honour to partner me actually got 2 sec 1 girls with me one lor den all my friend jealous den they change to 1 NA BEI RIGHT haha.den after tat we went to the sports hall to find my grp.so we did a cheer to make them more HIGH.so we sent them up to hall to put down their bags as the hall is also their bunk.after tat i brought my grp to play the ice breaker as my partner was a newcomer so i have to lead lor . while i was talkin to her i found out tat she was my ex-camper she was once in my team nia .......so cool la.So we carried on with the ice breaker thing,my groups's girls are very noisy while some of my boys like to talk crap and argue with me , but i cannot scold them so its quite unbearable but i can disiao dem wakakka.we played alot of games and i can see tat they have fun but they just keep on refusin to hold each others hand cause they are shy , so innocent nia.den after all those game we had dinner and den we head back to the hall to let them rest . Day 2 - the facils woke up in the mornin and i just simply refuse to wake up til my friend wack me.so after the breakfast we went to find our bus.when all of them went up we had a head count and my grp are paired with another team so i got to know more sec 1 facils .me and one of my old buddy slept on the bus .When we reach there me and a couple facil went to help out so i let my partner lead the grp, after tat me and the facils went to the gatherin point to slack .After the briefin for the kids they went off to their game station to play , they went to play with the abseilin first,luckily my partner is ncc air so she knows how to wear the dam saftey gears while i slack at a point with my other friends wakaka,while they are playin i talk to marcus about our teammates and we laugh at some kids cause they are really very very fat or they very guai lan we go disiao them lor.suddenly i saw a instrucor scoldin a boy and i saw tat it was justin's bro so i sort of have to go there and resolve the prob.After alot of gamin its time for lunch ,we had chicken rice , which was not bad and we had a second round haha we dam greedy take alot of it,wakakkaaka.then we went back to the gamin part ,while we were walkin to the station we saw 2 dogs makin out (havin sex la) man it was so hardcore this 2 dogs hump each other til nuts all of my camper keep on watchin them do it den suddenly my friend chun keat tell me the dog go fuck de mouth , i was freaked out ,but those dogs dam cute la we want take pic of them havin sex hor den they stop as if they are shy about it but if they are really shy why would they follow some of us and continue to do it in front of us.After tat animal porn show , we reached our station which was a really disgustin station cause they had to slide down into a dirty pool which i find replusive one of the teachers even lost his shoe in the pond haha.While the game were goin on i m startin to see that they are bondin together liao while i know more junior of mine.After dinner we head off to the finale of camp which was campfire.we had cheers and all the facils are extremely high we were comepletely nuts.some of us even scream til nuts and stand up to dance haha i think we sec 2 and 3 facils are crazier den sec 1 facils . Even after the campfire got put out we continue to scream haha.when we went back to school we were all dead i just simply died off haha . Day 3 we had area cleanin and the campers went home after the prizes were given off .while the facils celebrate and play , we played basketball til we were freakin tired and den we went home.I LOVE CAMPS , this camp is really fun cause i meet up with alot of my old buddies and met alot of my junior and even made some new friends with my junior for example a very childish junior name jin wen wakakkaa !!!

final judgement

haha while i was bloggin i saw alot people doin this so i just copied them bwahaha.i want to put thanks for the memory song but i suck in bloggin so haix or else ur comfirm cry ar hahaha.

JOACHIM(pervert buddy)
hey yoz my pervert buddy,the day i saw u in this school i already know tat ur a joker but i dunno ur a pervert,as time goes by i realise tat i too become a pervert,time really do fly ....2 years just went pass just like tat i wish tat time can slow down abit when we are together and have fun things won't change between us cause we will still see each other on friday.i won't forget u.jia you in ur study i have faith in u !!! i know tat u can make it one day.

JON(dota student)
ahhh jon, u shld really cut down on the oily food if u want a girlfriend hahahaha.although i nag at u when we are playin dota i really want u to play well so i often nag at u,but ur improvin on the new hero tat i intro to u,u better learn tat hero well or i will kill u , sometimes i really feel i killin u off, like the time u bluff me to escort u home u son of a !@#$%^&*. tat is freakin annoyin,but ur a great buddy i will nv forget u dude.

marcus(old pal)
ahhhh old pal,7 years has pass and we are still in the same class and school ,haha i guess this is fate.i love to play soccer with u and our old buddies ,although we get injurd sometimes we still enjoy it cause we are seriously havin fun.sometimes i think tat jon u and joachim and the rest of our friends are closer to me than my family.i hope tat we will be partner in this years P5 camp,sometimes the joke comin out of ur mouth really make sense and it is also funny,u are also a great dota buddy but dota is gettin borin so u seldom play with us and u also introduce nice tv show to me .thks dude,til death shall we part hahahahahha choi choi choi .

yong kiat(dota buddy)
hey yo jackass,i love to disiao u its so fun ,and i really appreciate tat u always company me when i m bored by playin dota and u often spam lame words on the screen its kinda annoyin but when i say a sentence u will stop,i guess i won't say it or i will die horribily.dota with u is quite fun and sometimes u can find many people to play with me.thk u!!!!i love u ahahahhahaha i can imagine ur expression right now and I M NOT A GAY!!!

bryan(vulgarities dictionary)
SHI FU... u taught me the most vulgarities and u are surely the lamest guy i have ever seen ,for example u ran into the sea with ur phone and u got con by raymond lim(a fake name made up by tat con man).i hope u find ur psp soon and try to get more hardworkin hope u get high and better grade each year.

yi quan(half a dota master)
although u only taught me one thing in dota,which is buy mkb,u are still a great pal and a very cool prankster,u often crack me up with u lame jokes but there is one thing tat annoy me very much and tat is u keep on prankin me ,i feel like a sucker.

HUI YI(fat cheek vampire/sis)
hey yo , u are the best and a very cute sis i ever know,my secrets are absolutely safe with u hahhaha,ur a cool sis with a very fat cheek.sorry about pinchin ur cheek all the time ,but it really feels like gummy sometimes i think ur gonna get mad .thks for cheerin me up when i m sad and emoin its my pleasure knowin u.nv gonna forget u...

Xing Xia( DUNNO WAD TO WRITE)
hey hey , u are one pretty girl but u are also one girl with very fierce temper haha.if u are abit gentle and more lady-like, i think alot of guys will fall for u.good luck with being a air stewardess,i hope u dun beat up ur customer and throw them off the plane if they irritates u bwahahha.i can imagine ur face right now and i have a bad feelin if u read this.

yu ling(buddy)
hey buddy thks for the compliment on ur blog.ur one happy go lucky girl and i hope u stay tat way,have faith in urself cause i dun believe ur stupid ,study harder and u can score high grade,u are quite a joker in ur clique i think hahaha.

blandina(diaoster)
u are one girl tat diao people the most,when me and jon are tryin to be friends with u u just diao us so its kinda hard to talk to u other den homework stuff,but months have pass and i think u have become more open to us and do interact more cause good friends are hard to find its good tat u have a good friend choon siew do cherish her while she is still alive.

Chai jun siew(siew mai)
u stupid diaoster everytime i want to talk to u hor u keep on sayin,SEE WAD SEE I DIG OUT UR EYES,zzz i feel so rejected lor all i want is to interact wad , haix oh well ,thks for tellin me wad homework there is everyday u are like a secretary to me hahahaha.Nice to know u buddy

Carmen(jie jie)
although we dun talk much neither do u come to school much,but i can see tat ur a very carin and cheerful girls ,do come to school often cause ur friend will miss u , good luck with ur studies i believe tat u can do well.

sio feng (tai guo)
hey hey lao pa u,u sleep so much tat i sometime wonder wad u do at night maybe Play Chinese Chess ?hahaha thks for teachin me cantonese although i haven completely master it but i will try my best , good luck with ur romance u horny guy hahahahhahaha although u only join our class this year but ur already one of u and dun molest me when we take picture together or i will murder u.

jia wei(Chairman)
jia wei ar jia wei ,dun speak so loud can sometimes when i m beside u it feels like a giant stereo blast into my ears freakin pain nia,but thks for the tips on dota, u shld consider singin u have potential in it hahaha jkjk. sing chen lei's song for me next time hahahaha.

lim yang(dota tipper /pornmaster/pevert)
hey hey ,u are another dude in this class that diaos me alot,but u are a great buddy tat shows concern sometimes, dun be too emo the next time Dm cut ur hair ,think of the positive side cut ur hair also not shave ur hair can grow back one wad ,oh and good luck with wadever ur doin if u get wad i mean ^^.

isabella(looney gal)
hey u looney girl,sometimes i think tat ur abit crazy but ur a very carin friend and i think not only me others also appreciate it,i think the only thing u gotta change is try not to be so straight ,not everybody can take it u know.have fun in the holidays.

serene yap(my biological sister)
specially for u bitch,bwahahhahaha ok la after u see this u will wack me like there if no tomorrow.u know wad if u become slightly lady-like and dun be so hot-tempered u shld be a great sister and seriously dun make me wake up so early in the mornin its holiday for goodness sake we are suppose to sleep til very late.sometimes i dun get it, why do u keep on quarrellin with dad ar,sometimes i purposely diam diam one.so a word of advice dun get too pissed off



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