Lamest update ever

Erm hello everybody , since everyone wants me to update my blog so here u go.Updated

here comes de real update

Hello everybody!!!!i will update everything tat happen in my december holiday thing.lets start with the result release.I WENT INTO DA CLASS I WANT woooots which is 3e2,so cool man.first i meet up with my friends den we went to da school to see our result , the moment i step in there i saw hui yi and the first thing she do was pinch me cheek so i pinch her back and i m so happy tat i m one of those tat she miss dearly (read her blog if u dun believe) . Den we all tried to squeeze into the crowd to check our results and i found out tat some of my old classmates are still with me namely ,jon , xing xia ,yuling ,ryan and bland and some others tat i dun remember and i found out tat i have a couple ncc buddies in my class next year so its gonna rock man too bad some of us have to split up it suck man , now tat i know tat there is alot of cool buddies in my class next year i wonder if got chio bu anot haha haha , joachim also said tat if there is alot fat people in his class next year,he don't want to go to school , his still a joker.so after all tat action and laughter we all went home to play dota with each other.den a couple days down the road has been gettin scolded by my parents and eat snacks and play com and sleep .til one fine day me and marcus met up with our old buddies to soccer BUTTTTTT everytime we go play soccer it will ended up goin to lan to dota haix guess it will nv change but its cool man too bad gareth ain't there.Den a couple more days down the road we went to the class chalet.it was bloody rainin and i wore white , i m like transparent and all of us ran there without our slippers on and joachim got horned by a car i think but luckily there are others tat are transparent too but at least the host of the class chalet (xing xia ) is good enough to take our bags for us for a while.After that i tried to find a hand dryer to dry myself but PUI i found none tsk oh well so we all hug together to gain some warmth i bet all of us felt like a gay .everyone was enjoyin themselve,marcus and some of them was PKin DJ max while me and joachim was watchin tv and the rest of them played a weird kinda version of poker i have no idea wads tat too.after tat we tried to find a lan nearby but we found none so we are all so pissed off.But we found a arcade to play in , while joachim and jia wei play daytona , lim yang was playin the drum game game and the rest of us was waitin for one of them to treat as a game,so after arcade marcus recieve a call from MICH xiaogal that they are startin the bbq liao want eat den faster.so we all hurried back and we saw some of them havin trouble bbqin so as most of us are gentlements we help them with da bbq thing and it ended up with joachim marcus lim yang bbqin so all i did was wait and eat haha.but after lim yang got tired i take over his shift and played with those food ,after those food someone found the marshmallow and ask me and marcus to help them make while joachim want to watch xiao niang re because of some reason and lim yang and everyone got interested so all tat was left to bbq was me and marcus but i have to say something i pity ryan his a vegetarian and most of the food are meat so he is like starve to death man lucky got sweet potatoe . while me and marcus bbq for ourself and those dam marshmallow , the others was watchin tv . after bbq-in those marshmallow my finger felt quite cooked too haha . so after everyone finished eatin me and marcus gets to eat so we are like FINALLY MAN!!!!so after eatin we get back to our activities which was poker cards den we went back to the arcade and we bought some drinks and snacks to play and i made all of my friend sing happy birthday song to my dad , i guess his pretty happy cause i heard him controllin his laughter felt pretty good myself after we went back we played something like truth and dare only that there is no such thing call truth .lucky i nv play or else dam ma lu and then i had supper with xx which was clams i think , pretty weird to eat clams at night .so after a while we went walkin and stars are coverin the sky and the sea breeze felt so good blah blah blah we went to sleep for a while and in between tat time joachim had a rough time cause i snore beside his left ears and bryan snore beside his right i guess he can't sleep haha.after we all woke up we went home HAPPILY.after da chalet i slept for 12 hrs nearly everyday. AND a few more days down de road i found myself bloggin here haha i want to go school nia at home so bored la either dota with yong kiat or sleep or eat or watch movie / tv.OH WELL better make good use of da time i have.

back from p5 camp

i m back from camp , man its tirin i drop dead the moment i reach home.Day 1 me and marcus meet up with our old friends who are also facils so we were meetin up at mac,alot people was lookin at us as our barang barang(bags la) are quite bulky so they all thought we are terrorist and sort of keep on starin at us so we all felt weird so we have our lunch/dinner quickly and head off to the campsite which was my primary school.when we reach there we played awhile and den we head off to the hall for a meetin which i think is borin.and den we facils were partner up . i got one sec 1 facil with me as i m a senior so its her honour to partner me actually got 2 sec 1 girls with me one lor den all my friend jealous den they change to 1 NA BEI RIGHT haha.den after tat we went to the sports hall to find my grp.so we did a cheer to make them more HIGH.so we sent them up to hall to put down their bags as the hall is also their bunk.after tat i brought my grp to play the ice breaker as my partner was a newcomer so i have to lead lor . while i was talkin to her i found out tat she was my ex-camper she was once in my team nia .......so cool la.So we carried on with the ice breaker thing,my groups's girls are very noisy while some of my boys like to talk crap and argue with me , but i cannot scold them so its quite unbearable but i can disiao dem wakakka.we played alot of games and i can see tat they have fun but they just keep on refusin to hold each others hand cause they are shy , so innocent nia.den after all those game we had dinner and den we head back to the hall to let them rest . Day 2 - the facils woke up in the mornin and i just simply refuse to wake up til my friend wack me.so after the breakfast we went to find our bus.when all of them went up we had a head count and my grp are paired with another team so i got to know more sec 1 facils .me and one of my old buddy slept on the bus .When we reach there me and a couple facil went to help out so i let my partner lead the grp, after tat me and the facils went to the gatherin point to slack .After the briefin for the kids they went off to their game station to play , they went to play with the abseilin first,luckily my partner is ncc air so she knows how to wear the dam saftey gears while i slack at a point with my other friends wakaka,while they are playin i talk to marcus about our teammates and we laugh at some kids cause they are really very very fat or they very guai lan we go disiao them lor.suddenly i saw a instrucor scoldin a boy and i saw tat it was justin's bro so i sort of have to go there and resolve the prob.After alot of gamin its time for lunch ,we had chicken rice , which was not bad and we had a second round haha we dam greedy take alot of it,wakakkaaka.then we went back to the gamin part ,while we were walkin to the station we saw 2 dogs makin out (havin sex la) man it was so hardcore this 2 dogs hump each other til nuts all of my camper keep on watchin them do it den suddenly my friend chun keat tell me the dog go fuck de mouth , i was freaked out ,but those dogs dam cute la we want take pic of them havin sex hor den they stop as if they are shy about it but if they are really shy why would they follow some of us and continue to do it in front of us.After tat animal porn show , we reached our station which was a really disgustin station cause they had to slide down into a dirty pool which i find replusive one of the teachers even lost his shoe in the pond haha.While the game were goin on i m startin to see that they are bondin together liao while i know more junior of mine.After dinner we head off to the finale of camp which was campfire.we had cheers and all the facils are extremely high we were comepletely nuts.some of us even scream til nuts and stand up to dance haha i think we sec 2 and 3 facils are crazier den sec 1 facils . Even after the campfire got put out we continue to scream haha.when we went back to school we were all dead i just simply died off haha . Day 3 we had area cleanin and the campers went home after the prizes were given off .while the facils celebrate and play , we played basketball til we were freakin tired and den we went home.I LOVE CAMPS , this camp is really fun cause i meet up with alot of my old buddies and met alot of my junior and even made some new friends with my junior for example a very childish junior name jin wen wakakkaa !!!

final judgement

haha while i was bloggin i saw alot people doin this so i just copied them bwahaha.i want to put thanks for the memory song but i suck in bloggin so haix or else ur comfirm cry ar hahaha.

JOACHIM(pervert buddy)
hey yoz my pervert buddy,the day i saw u in this school i already know tat ur a joker but i dunno ur a pervert,as time goes by i realise tat i too become a pervert,time really do fly ....2 years just went pass just like tat i wish tat time can slow down abit when we are together and have fun things won't change between us cause we will still see each other on friday.i won't forget u.jia you in ur study i have faith in u !!! i know tat u can make it one day.

JON(dota student)
ahhh jon, u shld really cut down on the oily food if u want a girlfriend hahahaha.although i nag at u when we are playin dota i really want u to play well so i often nag at u,but ur improvin on the new hero tat i intro to u,u better learn tat hero well or i will kill u , sometimes i really feel i killin u off, like the time u bluff me to escort u home u son of a !@#$%^&*. tat is freakin annoyin,but ur a great buddy i will nv forget u dude.

marcus(old pal)
ahhhh old pal,7 years has pass and we are still in the same class and school ,haha i guess this is fate.i love to play soccer with u and our old buddies ,although we get injurd sometimes we still enjoy it cause we are seriously havin fun.sometimes i think tat jon u and joachim and the rest of our friends are closer to me than my family.i hope tat we will be partner in this years P5 camp,sometimes the joke comin out of ur mouth really make sense and it is also funny,u are also a great dota buddy but dota is gettin borin so u seldom play with us and u also introduce nice tv show to me .thks dude,til death shall we part hahahahahha choi choi choi .

yong kiat(dota buddy)
hey yo jackass,i love to disiao u its so fun ,and i really appreciate tat u always company me when i m bored by playin dota and u often spam lame words on the screen its kinda annoyin but when i say a sentence u will stop,i guess i won't say it or i will die horribily.dota with u is quite fun and sometimes u can find many people to play with me.thk u!!!!i love u ahahahhahaha i can imagine ur expression right now and I M NOT A GAY!!!

bryan(vulgarities dictionary)
SHI FU... u taught me the most vulgarities and u are surely the lamest guy i have ever seen ,for example u ran into the sea with ur phone and u got con by raymond lim(a fake name made up by tat con man).i hope u find ur psp soon and try to get more hardworkin hope u get high and better grade each year.

yi quan(half a dota master)
although u only taught me one thing in dota,which is buy mkb,u are still a great pal and a very cool prankster,u often crack me up with u lame jokes but there is one thing tat annoy me very much and tat is u keep on prankin me ,i feel like a sucker.

HUI YI(fat cheek vampire/sis)
hey yo , u are the best and a very cute sis i ever know,my secrets are absolutely safe with u hahhaha,ur a cool sis with a very fat cheek.sorry about pinchin ur cheek all the time ,but it really feels like gummy sometimes i think ur gonna get mad .thks for cheerin me up when i m sad and emoin its my pleasure knowin u.nv gonna forget u...

Xing Xia( DUNNO WAD TO WRITE)
hey hey , u are one pretty girl but u are also one girl with very fierce temper haha.if u are abit gentle and more lady-like, i think alot of guys will fall for u.good luck with being a air stewardess,i hope u dun beat up ur customer and throw them off the plane if they irritates u bwahahha.i can imagine ur face right now and i have a bad feelin if u read this.

yu ling(buddy)
hey buddy thks for the compliment on ur blog.ur one happy go lucky girl and i hope u stay tat way,have faith in urself cause i dun believe ur stupid ,study harder and u can score high grade,u are quite a joker in ur clique i think hahaha.

blandina(diaoster)
u are one girl tat diao people the most,when me and jon are tryin to be friends with u u just diao us so its kinda hard to talk to u other den homework stuff,but months have pass and i think u have become more open to us and do interact more cause good friends are hard to find its good tat u have a good friend choon siew do cherish her while she is still alive.

Chai jun siew(siew mai)
u stupid diaoster everytime i want to talk to u hor u keep on sayin,SEE WAD SEE I DIG OUT UR EYES,zzz i feel so rejected lor all i want is to interact wad , haix oh well ,thks for tellin me wad homework there is everyday u are like a secretary to me hahahaha.Nice to know u buddy

Carmen(jie jie)
although we dun talk much neither do u come to school much,but i can see tat ur a very carin and cheerful girls ,do come to school often cause ur friend will miss u , good luck with ur studies i believe tat u can do well.

sio feng (tai guo)
hey hey lao pa u,u sleep so much tat i sometime wonder wad u do at night maybe Play Chinese Chess ?hahaha thks for teachin me cantonese although i haven completely master it but i will try my best , good luck with ur romance u horny guy hahahahhahaha although u only join our class this year but ur already one of u and dun molest me when we take picture together or i will murder u.

jia wei(Chairman)
jia wei ar jia wei ,dun speak so loud can sometimes when i m beside u it feels like a giant stereo blast into my ears freakin pain nia,but thks for the tips on dota, u shld consider singin u have potential in it hahaha jkjk. sing chen lei's song for me next time hahahaha.

lim yang(dota tipper /pornmaster/pevert)
hey hey ,u are another dude in this class that diaos me alot,but u are a great buddy tat shows concern sometimes, dun be too emo the next time Dm cut ur hair ,think of the positive side cut ur hair also not shave ur hair can grow back one wad ,oh and good luck with wadever ur doin if u get wad i mean ^^.

isabella(looney gal)
hey u looney girl,sometimes i think tat ur abit crazy but ur a very carin friend and i think not only me others also appreciate it,i think the only thing u gotta change is try not to be so straight ,not everybody can take it u know.have fun in the holidays.

serene yap(my biological sister)
specially for u bitch,bwahahhahaha ok la after u see this u will wack me like there if no tomorrow.u know wad if u become slightly lady-like and dun be so hot-tempered u shld be a great sister and seriously dun make me wake up so early in the mornin its holiday for goodness sake we are suppose to sleep til very late.sometimes i dun get it, why do u keep on quarrellin with dad ar,sometimes i purposely diam diam one.so a word of advice dun get too pissed off



my speech is over...now cry ....CRY LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW

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i m so sad....todae was the last day of school and everyone is happy about it cause we are going to have a long long holiday.well we have fun durin school and we took lots of pic cause it might be the last we are gonna ever take , finally its judgement time when the clock strike 12.10 our form teacher walks in with our report book,while she is givin out our report book my heart beats faster cause i failed my eng and tat ain't good cause eng is a major subject.finally the last book has been given out but i still haven got mine wad a ripped off.now i m afraid tat i cannot get promoted , but my friend gave me alot of encouragement so i m not tat worried anymore,but wad really cheers me up is someone's smile it really brighten me up.now all i can do is to visit mrs wong with my dad to get back my report book,but for now i pray for advance or promotion.

AFTER EXAM.....

well,there is always a good side and a bad side after ur examination,the good side is that u can have fun and play all u want...but not for long,the bad part is u will get back ur results,if ur results are good u dun have to worry if ur results are bad tat is where the bad part comes in.UR MOTHER WILL SCOLD U,UR FATHER WILL SCOLD U,UR SIBLING WILLS DESPISE U,UR NEMESIS WILL LAUGH AT UR MISERY ,UR FAMILY MEMEBERS WILL ALL LOOK DOWN ON U.well tat is bad enough right.GOD DAM I FAILED MY ENG,why can't i get a C5 or C6,i m not greedy all i want is a pass not a excel but if can i want la .....now tat i fail my eng i m prayin to guang ying ma like nuts for a pass man,haix these kinda pressure is bad enough ler but after i told my mom about my results i kana jia lad jia lad from her.She did not scold me neither did she wack me ,but she used a stradegy tat make me feel ....erm....well remorse or weird.she stares at me with a despisin stare and say sacarstic words tat may sounds nice from the exterior but wads in the interior is frightenin she talk to me with this kinda sentence.Other then my eng i m quite happy with my other results,especially my maths and sci....they mantain as As,my chinese and geog and other get Bs except my lit which i nv like and i dun really care about it.Now its all about eng i swear i will pass eng one fine day but the prob is how?read story book ?do more assestment?or wad ?well i will know it one fine day for now i dunno wad to do other den pray for my eng to pass ha ha.If GOD gives me 3 wish now,First,i wish tat i will pass all my subjects especially eng with results tat i want ,Second,i wish tat my family and friend will be happy and healthy forever,Thirdly,i still have no idea wad to wish for so i will save it for the future.Well i think my sis i gettin more and more mature by the day cause wad she says sound way nicer den wad my mom said.well she might be a good sis after all haha(dun get too happy serene yap).Wad she said was:daniel i think u shld think about why u fail ur exam cause u have tuition and tuition aren't cheap and we aren't rich either....if u tuition and u did tried ur best and u fail u shld not be sad but if u have tuition and u did not work hard u shld think about wad u have been doin all this time....although my IQ ain't tat high but i know wad she is talkin about well maybe i shld really think about all these now lets just hope i pass my eng so i can try my best next year....i know wad my weakness are and they are i cannot remember wad i promise like i can try my best next year so now i also hope tat i can remember the promise i did this year and i really won't get remorse next year....THKS FOR THE LECTURE SIS .....^^ it really get me thinkin of wad i have been doin.Now these is all i have for todae

after exam ler hurray

Oh no i m sufferin from boredness now.sian marcus and them all go out play lan and i m stayin at home ...why ?cause my mom dun allow and i dun want tell them zzz haix lucky got jon company me but its not so good to cause jon play dota the time very abit annoyin.i want fight him but he dun want to cause he scared lose ,wads wrong with losin , all i want him is to recieve the experience to fight a player instead of fightin some lousy AI(computer player)zzz he dun want. even with playin ai he also abit hum ji lor must gang den he dare atk ....he can actually kill hero ler then he still blur blur dun dare like tat haix ...hope he can become more darin in this game so i can have fun .Now i m tryin to introduce TD to him and he dun want to play just because he dunno how zzzz when dota just start he also dunno wad but in the end he learn wad ....haix now he go see his dentist ler now i dam sian.finally,exam is over ....but i m afraid now .well tat is because after exam is to get back ur exam paper and my mother is givin me alot of pressure now cause she said she will throw away my psp if i dun do well,it is so unfair for me .i work so hard for it and she say throw then throw meh its like pokin a knife into my heart.this suck man before exam i get pressure wah liao after exam also kana this kind of shit ar ...haix.the worst part is she dunno how hard the exam is and she start to say stuff like wah so easy ar blah blah i think she dun even know how to read the question nia cause her eng suck like nuts .Hope tat i can score well ...

i m back

sorry for not postin for such a long time.Exam has finally come,GOD DAM IT why must this day come,who the heck suggested examination anyway.oh well,since most of my friend asks me to blog , so i will.btw who the heck wrote o$p$ in my comment ar,i bet is u joachim.this few days must be the most horrible days for xx since she wanted to know what i told the rest of the girls ... bwahaha its for me to know and for u to find out xx ...bwahaha evil laughter.ok todae i went to do a lit exam... so freakin hard la,the whole paper only have 3 questions and they gib us a long 1 hr 30 min,i only used like 30 min and i was sleepin for the the next 1 hour,i think i failed lit already,oh well its ok i dun like lit anyway and i dun really pass most of the times , seems like lit isn't the thing for me.i m so gonna PARTY after exam , just thinkin about the fun i m gonna have already makes me high i wanna have fun i wanna meet up with my old buddies i want to poke hui yi cheek i wanna smack jon butt i wanna disturb sio feng i wanna do alot of stuff.....but i dun think this fun will last because there is always something i hate on the last day of school,AND TAT IS GETTIN UR REPORT CARD BACK.OMG la if do well i dun mind la but if fail like nuts or all are border line passes hoho i can imagine wad my parents will say.i seriously dunno wads wrong with them la,all i was doin was studyin in the afternoon and restin at night but they only see me play nia ok lor then i switch sleep in the afternoon and study at night ,guess wad...they come back in the afternoon to check on me .when i woke up they scold me like siao lor,haix guess tats the few unlucky days i have.oh well gtg parents at home ler .

wad happen durin sec 2 camp

hurray!i had one of my best camp this few days.....i was abit sad when i know my team only have 1 boy i know in my class la but den it turn out quite well since there is a couple of funny people in my team.when we reach our campsite,our instructor called himself potato bring us to our bunk and put all our stuff there our bunk is near the seaside and there are alot of tree so u can call it a coolin place.after tat we went to the canteen to have our lunch,we have to do the hungry cheer everytime before we have our meals,after the meal we have to wash our own fork and spoon and plate.we have our first activity which was kayaking, it is my first time but it turn out quite well since i m payin attention to the kayakin instructor.we kayak our way to the instructor as told by him then he wanted the front row people to stand on their kayak,when we put down out oar(the thingy u paddle with)2 girl acidentally hit me with it...gib me a big bun on my head.ouch!after kayaking we did raftin which was to build a raft with hollow pipe and barrow haha cool man i feel bonded with some of the boys there.we are quite lucky as our first day are pure water element and the next day are purely high element awesome right no need keep on changin.after all tat we went to the toilet to bath tat part is the funniest cause we get to disturb and laugh at each other.some of my friend bath with white underwear i know we are shy to show our thingy la but den also must wear something tat won't get translucent after come in contact with water right, den me and charles see a very funny thing and we kept on laughin,after wad we saw jonathan also saw it and laugh with us.(abit horny so dun really want to say wad happen).we have our dinner and this time my friend is on duty so i have people to disturb bwahaha.we went to their station and we keep on sayin oi dun like tat la give more leh,u r my friend anot if yes then gib more haha and we get wad we want.after tat me and a ncc friend went to wash our dish and there is a friend there so i thought we can ask her to let us cut queue and let us wash our plate BUT NOOOOO she didn't allowed us so we are mad as there is a freakin long line to wait.when we return our bunk to sleep we all can't sleep as the first night we all very high wad cannot get to sleep one so we all walked about,some played catchin while some just sit under their bunker and talk(our bunker have two level the top one is for sleepin the lower one is for chatin and hangin our clothes)when we see one instructor come we all ran back to our bunker,after doin this for a long while we stop cause we know some of the instructor very very angry liao.so me yong kiat justin and sio feng decided to stay in our bunker and chat,meanwhile joachim and marcus and many more people decided to disturb people and wad they did first was to find a prey which was someone i dunno la haha but then wad they did was they sprayed his whole body with insect repellant and put stickers on him someone suggested of puttin colgate the toothpaste on his armpit hair but bryan say no cause he tell us colgate will make hair drop and said wad if when he wake up he he see one side got armpit hair one side dun so they decided to dun take the risk but it is freakin hilarious when we imagine him droppin hair.while they are doin tat sio feng is askin why ru wen break up with him and justin is tryin to see ghost cause we sleep near the metal bar which stop us from fallin and as i said earlier on our bunk is near the sea side and with alot of tree so it is freakin cary at night cause u wouldn't know if andything will come out from the sea with long ahair or something,while they are doin tat i m disturbin yong kiat(hopeu won't mind hui yi) i pretend sleep and keep on ticklin him haha so fun ok ok .wad happen the next moprnin was the guy marcus and joachim prank ask wad happen why his pant so wet and they told himm wad happen and he replied:"no wonder yesterday my ahem so coolin la"this sentence make me laugh like nuts.we did high element the time i wasn't really scared cause all u have to do is to walk faster along the string.wad i like the most is abseilin so cool la when u goin down the time its like 0 gravity dude the guy who is in charge of my string thingy ask who i like in my class la i did not tell so he hanged me in the air for like 2 min and my butt and my front part is startin to hurt man so he let me down slowly .when i was about to touch the floor someone touch my butt and i freak out i thought is a molester haha kiddin anyway it was joshua a npcc friend of mine.after we had our dinner it was the finale of all camps the most crucial part of the whole camp.all group have to do a performance and a mighty cheer. i remeber that night's sky is especially dark and the stars are especially bright.when its my turn to do our performance we went super high,wad we have to do was to do the action of wad the song sings,so our song was tarzan and jane, wad make me blush was tat i wasn't suppose to do the jane action but i keep on forgettin and this is where the uniform group's spirit comes in they said if i do we all act cute together isn't this touchin haha so in the end we all act cute and poke our own cheek haha.after all performance there comes the most touchin moment in the camp our instructor and us formed a bond and our female instructor cried , haix it may only been 72hr 45min and 8 second but also no need cry til so sad right ok ok stop cryin. we decide to give oure instructor a souvenir which was a pe t-shirt with our signature and wad i left down with 2 other friend was:we wish u make one small potato............................faster! hotter !HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha and he said we are the horniset team he ever had indeed we are.after we went back to school we went home to take a break.woooooooooot i KO on tat day haha.

long time no post

hello everybody i dam long nv post liao.yea my birthday is comin hurray.just came back from camp dam tired.i wanna tell u all wtf happen in camp..... ok here we go:on the first day i went to the camp with kai song we were like illegal immigrant carryin so many bags like ah so like tat si bei embarassin nia and on our way the time alot of people look at us haix ok lets carry on.after all the briefin on the camp we carry on to put all our stuff in our bunk la which i later found out is our dnt enrichment course the room.since we part B only have 6 people we have to share bunk wib our senior which is part C.it was so fun man my senior are all so funny but some are really serious man ...we carry on to watch horror movie which was chosen by all the ncc people and red cross .after all tat movie every single ncc people become vulgar haha cause there is alot of bad
word inside the movie.on the second day we went to pulau ubin to hike around the place usin bikes. it was so fun and i am quite angry nia my bike is lousy like nuts when i cycle down slope the time the chain came off and i freak out ... almost fell down and one junior anyhow cycle nia he dun even know how to choose a bike tat is suitable for him so alot of us dun really like him la cause he already know he cannot cycle tat bike liao den still carry on somemore he dam noisy.then one of my senior said one sentence tat everybody want to tell him which was:"u know how to cycle one anot ." cause firstly,he fall down himself and slow us all down,secondly,he cycle the time dam noisy ,thirdly he keep on ram into me because his feet cannot touch the paddle sometimes and he cannot stop in time then kana me la suai suai the rest is tat he ge kiang la cannot dun tell la keep on breakin almost make me and my friend which was in part B too fall with him na bei .oh and pulau ubin the mountain area hor dam lot of humps so my butt pain lor.but the whole trip was fun.on the last day we have intense trainin well it was really intense trainin.after the camp i went back for ug day on the next day.we have rock climbin.na bei i just climb finish hor then the next round is blind folded then they all dun want climb then i need to climb again freakin tired one leh.wah lau then kai feng dam pro la he blind folded can climb so fast , we down dere all sayin connie is waitin down here for u haha like all ug people know connie is his gf.after all tat climbin hor i butt dam pain leh.the saftey thing hor make all the boy the ahem hor si bei pain.haha dam funny.wah si bei tired nia

HOWS EVERYBODY FEELIN TONIGHT.............................................(no reply)ALRIGHT

hello everybody,do ur have a wonderful time livin ?i bet its a yes ,haha i so happy i got my chi test and got 75 marks woooooooooooooooooot tats a good start for term 2 and i got 16/25 for maths and sci i m so happy but my mom ain't but nvm i have my sis to support me haha she say not bad liao means i m not tat stupid after all haha , poor blandina(aka ribena tats wad i call her most of the times)she got no close friends who are prefects haix sad dio ps everytimes.connie has to go happy happy wib the bf,benjamin..... no need say liao la and who is last prefect in our class ?hmmmmm oh ya its bland herself haha i think. poor bland hey if u have the initiative to talk to the quiet gal u shld also have the courage to make new friends right ?correct me if i m wrong haha.i m so confuse man , i wanna buy the stickfas toys but my friend all say i too big for tat stuff liao haix even if i wanna buy tat toy now itsss itss itsss TOO LATE i spent the money on food and ice cream and sweet haix.well happy erm there ain't any festival this few days erm soo happy thursday everybody

todae is my sis bdae

muahahah todae is my sis bdae i wonder wad she will ask me to buy or ask me to do.haix i very sad todae something happen and i feel tat i disappoint my mom alot so i thought about it i should really start to concentrate on my school work and my education instead of slackin around.my mom dotes on me so i shouldn't let her love and money go into waste.so i have done something tat i haven don in like years ,it is to sit down and study on wadever i don understand and i actually did my maths hw 3 days before the deadline,i think i m gettin more mature haha.this time i won't let my mother down.this are my target for this year:my eng i think if i struggle i can get a c5 or b4 ,my chi i can get at least b4 ,maths i can practise more and i might just get a b3 or a2,history i think is about memorizin and i do not have such a good memory so i think if i can concentrate hard enough i might get a b4 if i try ,dnt i need to try harder and the other subject i will try and hit my mom's target at least a b4 will do.so i ask mrs wong how to improve on my eng so she said try to speak proper english , read more books and do more excercise on comprehension.while my tuition teacher say tat watchin channel 5 can also help because they will speak proper eng .so this are the things i can do to improve on my eng,haix life cannot depend on luck,like wad i heard from tv says sucess is 10% on luck and 90% on hardwork so i think tat i only have 5% of luck and almost 0 of hardworkin unlike my sis she is capable of being extremely hardworkin so i think she has 90% hardworkin all she need is tat 10% of luck.while i do not have such a luck and i am not hardworkin enough.things also don always goes ur way and tat is life perhaps i can change the way my dad looks at me and i will trash him with my exam paper all i need now is perserverence, if i can get immune to my com and i can concentrate on studyin and not get bored of wad i m learnin i might just get the marks i want.yeah people say i grow taller liao so happy,xing xia now cannot say i shorter than her liao she used to laugh at me for being shorter than her now i m much more taller than her liao so she cannot say i short liao all she can say is tat she USED to be taller than me muahahha,gabriel drink more milk and i don believe u will be shorter than janice forever jyjy.

YEAH i m happy again

muahaha i m no longer emoin yippy.yeah this sat i m goin to watch movie wib marcus and some more people but dunno who haix.haha todae i wear specs go to school everybody was sayin i look like a noob then some say i very funny and some say i look like ti ko haix.then everybody wanted to borrow my specs to play with or just wear for fun.RECESS came and i was like super duper hungry like WTF la everybody cut queue one,til my turn liao hor i was tryin to sqeeuze out but cannot so dunno which bastard push me on the back and i fall almost all of my food fell on the floor and i was like shoutin the F word like hell so i think is jon la so i smack him and the back and !@^&^&*(). lucky carmen never come school todae or else she will laugh at me haix....

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nobody knows how i feel

i m actually a sad boy.my friends may think i m a very happy person or even a annoyin bastard but they never knew tat everytime i m alone at home i emo til my sis comes home to either scold me or talk to me.some of my classmates have never seen me cry b4 except for marcus i think.haix my mom only thinks i m a childish boy who only knows how to play com or watch tv or play wib my toys and thinks i m very immature,now her thoughts have influence alot of people tat i m a lazy bum now even my tuition teacher wants me to be abit more hardworkin .but seriously have they ever comes home durin the afternoon to see wad i m doin.school is like my second home where i can say out wad i think to my friends and i know they will not care tat is why i can say it out.have they ever see me preparin my test,yes i admit tat i m not as hardworkin as my sis or even kiasu but i know what i can do.i just got back my sci paper and the questions i get wrong was just some silly mistake and i got 20/30.i m quite happy with it since i actually study hard for it yet my mom never saw me revisin for the test and sort of say tat the test was easy and i was just lucky.she rarely praise me anymore,i can still remember when i was young i get alot of full marks for my test because my mom praise me alot and i was happy when i hear her praise me but now she criticize my test.haix if i can just reverse the time and go back to kindergarden to express my feelings without fear i would be much more happier.no wonder babies can young kids are so happy.the reason i make this blog is not that i want people to see wad i write,its because i want to write wad i think.now my dad i much more diff from my mom he is even more criticizin,at least my mom praise me b4 my dad ....never ever did he only know how to say computer this computer tat even when i get 100 marks when i was young he never said anything.my sis is also abit more diff,she is a two sided coin she can be very encourgin to me or she can be very angry wib me.haix....

chinese new year comin liao yet my moher kao pei me

WTF.i think my mother see me free she not shiok nia!she always comes home durin 6 pm to 8pm that period is normally my happy hour.but she just think i m not as hardworkin as my sis who comes home at 6pm and she is busy doin hw she will just think that she do her hw for a very long time or something.most of my classmate do their hw in front of their parents to prevent them from naggin but i think like tat a bit fake so i just do all my hw durin the afternoon and play at night but they only see the lazy side of me and never see the hardworkin part of me.but the problem is some of our teacher don't let us bring our hw home because they think we will surely forget to bring so they will make us do alot of hw durin their period even my aunt understand that but my mom don't.she think that when she is the same age as us their standard higher and she just keeps on sayin how good she was. if she so good she can be president liao wad,still be a boss of a small company for wad.just now she complain to my tuition teacher how free i m so my tuition teacher increased my hw and now i know why all my friend so happy liao and i understand why they do their hw in front of their parents. haix life is unfair and don't they know there is more than meets the eyes.they always think they know wad i want but they are wrong most of the times this is wad joachim always say.ge kiang la.

woooo chinese new year is comin

about 1 more week and its CHINESE NEW YEAR HURRAY!i m so excited!hey all 6g 06 people are ur goin back to pcps,oh ur better be goin or else ur are gonna miss all the fun and excite ment .todae carmen suggested that they are goin to my house to celebrate chinese new year and marcus agree with it but i have to consider before i agree since my sis don really like my friend or she don even know most of ur other than marcus,joachim and jon.for the rest of the class...she only knows their name but dunno their personality so there is a 50 50 % of me havin a celebration.i suddenly love naruto shippuden the show nia i am ADDICTED muahahaha.

my blog also have happy stuff lor

EAT THIS PEOPLE THAT THINKS I M SAD. WHOS LAUGHIN NOW MUAHAHHAHAHA

wooooot toade cca orientation

argh dam tired want sleep want sleep.haix our class the girls dunno how to pity people man,for example janice we down there makin the dam tent work she down there laughin haix.anyway it was fun nia except the part my friend draw my face with the dam paint nia .haha so funny blandina in the slide-show abit blur blur lookin like want sleep haha.choon siew complain that they don want join then she is wastin her saliva and two sicko boys which i dunno wad she is talkin about,carmen just sort of laugh at me diao........so retarded la the class i m suppose to bring is very problematic nia .they say some lame stuff that they know will never happen yet they say it.even i the lamo guy think tat they have pea brains diao diao diao.and now isabella complains tat i diao her too much haha and i fall off a chair todae ouch!

tml cca orientation

i m so happy tml got orientation so happy no need to go home so early i see my parents i du lan see me scold me haix say already is the same as never say.tml i need to lead 1e4 in cca orientation muahaha no need so early go home i think i m undergoin those kind of teenager thing a bit angry with parents.never mind i don wanna talk those stuff now i will be angry again.i m abit curious why this year the sec 1 abit nerd nerd ar i just glance over the sec1 part hor either they are more childish than me or the abit nerdy.one day me and jon was talkin happily then one sec one bang into jon;s face and jon said !"£$%^&&*()_+@:{}> i tell ur hor after my junior junior's batch they are all retards so small lah and they want play gang liao leh p3 leh so small i wonder how my pri school dunno tat

haixx back from the wack in the head

yes my mother scolded me again.OH GREAT!my dad is back and guess wad he said EVERYDAY PLAY COMPUTER AR NO NEED STUDY LIAO AR U SEE UR COUSIN LAWYER ALL SO CLEVER WHY U CANNOT BE LIKE THEM.nah bei next time i grow up i don want people to say hey u see thats mrs yap's son wah the occupation so good earn so much money,i want people to say hey look thats mr daniel yap's mother she is so fortunate that she has such a great son.like wad joachim say when we grow up earn alot of money we use money to trash them ar,but for now we only can use our exam paper to trash the hell out of them.so angry la they will never be impressed all i want is 24 hr to be ALONE but i cannot i cannot I CANNOT!now my sister is pityin me she is more i dunno how to say but she change after she is sick all i can say is tat she i a bit better liao

i dunno wad adults are thinkin

i dunno wad happen la, is it me or is it tat my mom has been scoldin me alot this few days.the moment she reach home is scold me and talk with my sis.i watch tv yesterday then go do hw then she say don have 2 hr don come down from tat chair,so i did i stay on that chair doin school work and tuition homework any homework i can find i do and i finished them in one and half a hours time so i began to revise wadever the teacher taught me and i continued til i finish wadever i can do that concern my education.so i wanted a rest from all those readin and writin but nooooo i just walk past her and she wanted me to help her work and so i did.i began to help her although i m sayin ok from outside but i m sayin why in the inside.to say the truth my mom is rather picky u know she got dozens of part-time workers and some even wanted to full-time but she say until i find one that is as hardworkin as me i will not hire a full-time worker (FYI she is a dam workaholic all she knows is work work work work work sometimes i even think that she dunnos wads the meanin of rest and relax.)so if there is an sales or something she bring her products home and started to do the rest of the half and she wanted to watch her korea vedio so much tat she wanted help so she just find me and my sis.my sis is more mature tat me so she knows tat mommy is very tired mommy needs help and di di dunno tat and must let di di know.so i just continued pastin stickers,putting price tag on her products til i m tired and i need to sleep as it is 10 30 .the next day which is now she came home and wack me in the head with a remote control which is real hard and now i got a ba la gu.i never do she scold me, i do liao she say not enough . and i get full marks for my test she criticize the test and say dam easy she will never be impressed this part even my sis agrees with me wad can i say i dunno wad adults this are thinkin they see other children clever clever then want us be the same.but nobody can be the same wad or else everybody in this world will be the same there will not be marcus or joachim or johnathan and me right do ur agree comment on it pls.and now i m doom cause she is behind me and she is holdin that damin remote control again .

dam angry cannot release my anger

i seems like everything that happen this few days isn't goin my way. first of all i ate something wrong and went to the toilet like hell nia .secondly my mother came home yesterday and scoldedme the moment she sees me and then i did my hw for 2 hr and help her work for 4 hr which i did not really wanna do thirdly some girls from my class wack me in the back and said for fun WTF la knn man yes i mean u chloe ....don't tell me don have hor ......u don't lie. and yes choon siew bully u is fun but i don't bully u liao i feel abit bad nia but who cares i m not a very good guy u know.yippy tml got cca orietation so happy muahaha.

i love ncc

todae is so cool man.when ncc just started we went for a jog outside of school when we jog halfway it started to rain.so our senior asked us if we want to jog in the rain so we said yes as we all are abit crazy.so we had lots of fun man i pratically skip and hop back to the school so we all got wet and our senior gave us a 5 min break.after all tat our senior ask if we all wanted to play in the mud and i suggested ruggby so all of them laugh and they did not play ruggby in the end.not long after we just enter the field one of my senior ask us to come back because dm know wad we r doin so we all ran in and went to hide and someone said tat the red flag is put out and so we all went to flip the dam flag but we got caught in the end and mr chong caught us and sort of scolded us . suddenly the rain stop and the red flag is being taken in so mr chong let us to play in the mud lor so we all got down and dirty haha we got mud on our shirt and i think in my underwear .we crawled in the mud,rolled in the mud and sort of dance in the mud and we came out dirty so our senior gave us free time til they let us off.so i went into the boys toilet and bath myself with my shirt on its like a mini wild wild wet in there so we went out and wait and watch other cca carry on.after we were let off i saw joachim in his patoon he is like a calefare(its a word i dunno how to type la)so he was being commanded to turn 180 degree to his right but he blur blur and followed one guy i dunno is who la and turned 90 degree to his right .he look so god dam dumb la so his NCO ask them to go back to his previous position.DIAO RIGHT?so the dm and ask them to let npcc part b off lor so i went home barefooted because i don wanna wear my shoe it is so icky man there is mud and lots of water don't get me started.

i m back baby

wooooot so long never blog liao i even forgot how to type and all tat omg dam funny la todae my teacher catchin my class the gals if they are properly dressed up ,so my teacher wanted some girls to pin their hair up and omg they look like Qing dynasty the people leh hope tat they don see tat or else they are goin to wack me like hell la especially those hyperactive girls for exaple xing xia ..... man am i doom or wad .i think i m nuts but i like to bully choon siew alot leh dunno why but its fun haha hey guys ur should try it too ,i think its because she has a very big expression on her face hahahahahahhaha...shit i think i m sooooooooo doom.hehe todae jon is like so BIAN TAI LA he used isabella's ruler to measure his own _ _ _ _.(fill in the blank hint:its something tat males have but females don't)then isabella wants the ruler back and i said it got the smell of tat _ _ _ _so she practically freak out and throw the ruler at me so i kept laughin and laughin and laughin and never mind....so i kept on playin with the ruler as if i m a retard or a young adult with a tiny brain.then i prob jon's whoopin ass with the stick.jon is so gonna poke me when we get back to school.