haixx back from the wack in the head

yes my mother scolded me again.OH GREAT!my dad is back and guess wad he said EVERYDAY PLAY COMPUTER AR NO NEED STUDY LIAO AR U SEE UR COUSIN LAWYER ALL SO CLEVER WHY U CANNOT BE LIKE THEM.nah bei next time i grow up i don want people to say hey u see thats mrs yap's son wah the occupation so good earn so much money,i want people to say hey look thats mr daniel yap's mother she is so fortunate that she has such a great son.like wad joachim say when we grow up earn alot of money we use money to trash them ar,but for now we only can use our exam paper to trash the hell out of them.so angry la they will never be impressed all i want is 24 hr to be ALONE but i cannot i cannot I CANNOT!now my sister is pityin me she is more i dunno how to say but she change after she is sick all i can say is tat she i a bit better liao

i dunno wad adults are thinkin

i dunno wad happen la, is it me or is it tat my mom has been scoldin me alot this few days.the moment she reach home is scold me and talk with my sis.i watch tv yesterday then go do hw then she say don have 2 hr don come down from tat chair,so i did i stay on that chair doin school work and tuition homework any homework i can find i do and i finished them in one and half a hours time so i began to revise wadever the teacher taught me and i continued til i finish wadever i can do that concern my education.so i wanted a rest from all those readin and writin but nooooo i just walk past her and she wanted me to help her work and so i did.i began to help her although i m sayin ok from outside but i m sayin why in the inside.to say the truth my mom is rather picky u know she got dozens of part-time workers and some even wanted to full-time but she say until i find one that is as hardworkin as me i will not hire a full-time worker (FYI she is a dam workaholic all she knows is work work work work work sometimes i even think that she dunnos wads the meanin of rest and relax.)so if there is an sales or something she bring her products home and started to do the rest of the half and she wanted to watch her korea vedio so much tat she wanted help so she just find me and my sis.my sis is more mature tat me so she knows tat mommy is very tired mommy needs help and di di dunno tat and must let di di know.so i just continued pastin stickers,putting price tag on her products til i m tired and i need to sleep as it is 10 30 .the next day which is now she came home and wack me in the head with a remote control which is real hard and now i got a ba la gu.i never do she scold me, i do liao she say not enough . and i get full marks for my test she criticize the test and say dam easy she will never be impressed this part even my sis agrees with me wad can i say i dunno wad adults this are thinkin they see other children clever clever then want us be the same.but nobody can be the same wad or else everybody in this world will be the same there will not be marcus or joachim or johnathan and me right do ur agree comment on it pls.and now i m doom cause she is behind me and she is holdin that damin remote control again .

dam angry cannot release my anger

i seems like everything that happen this few days isn't goin my way. first of all i ate something wrong and went to the toilet like hell nia .secondly my mother came home yesterday and scoldedme the moment she sees me and then i did my hw for 2 hr and help her work for 4 hr which i did not really wanna do thirdly some girls from my class wack me in the back and said for fun WTF la knn man yes i mean u chloe ....don't tell me don have hor ......u don't lie. and yes choon siew bully u is fun but i don't bully u liao i feel abit bad nia but who cares i m not a very good guy u know.yippy tml got cca orietation so happy muahaha.

i love ncc

todae is so cool man.when ncc just started we went for a jog outside of school when we jog halfway it started to rain.so our senior asked us if we want to jog in the rain so we said yes as we all are abit crazy.so we had lots of fun man i pratically skip and hop back to the school so we all got wet and our senior gave us a 5 min break.after all tat our senior ask if we all wanted to play in the mud and i suggested ruggby so all of them laugh and they did not play ruggby in the end.not long after we just enter the field one of my senior ask us to come back because dm know wad we r doin so we all ran in and went to hide and someone said tat the red flag is put out and so we all went to flip the dam flag but we got caught in the end and mr chong caught us and sort of scolded us . suddenly the rain stop and the red flag is being taken in so mr chong let us to play in the mud lor so we all got down and dirty haha we got mud on our shirt and i think in my underwear .we crawled in the mud,rolled in the mud and sort of dance in the mud and we came out dirty so our senior gave us free time til they let us off.so i went into the boys toilet and bath myself with my shirt on its like a mini wild wild wet in there so we went out and wait and watch other cca carry on.after we were let off i saw joachim in his patoon he is like a calefare(its a word i dunno how to type la)so he was being commanded to turn 180 degree to his right but he blur blur and followed one guy i dunno is who la and turned 90 degree to his right .he look so god dam dumb la so his NCO ask them to go back to his previous position.DIAO RIGHT?so the dm and ask them to let npcc part b off lor so i went home barefooted because i don wanna wear my shoe it is so icky man there is mud and lots of water don't get me started.

i m back baby

wooooot so long never blog liao i even forgot how to type and all tat omg dam funny la todae my teacher catchin my class the gals if they are properly dressed up ,so my teacher wanted some girls to pin their hair up and omg they look like Qing dynasty the people leh hope tat they don see tat or else they are goin to wack me like hell la especially those hyperactive girls for exaple xing xia ..... man am i doom or wad .i think i m nuts but i like to bully choon siew alot leh dunno why but its fun haha hey guys ur should try it too ,i think its because she has a very big expression on her face hahahahahahhaha...shit i think i m sooooooooo doom.hehe todae jon is like so BIAN TAI LA he used isabella's ruler to measure his own _ _ _ _.(fill in the blank hint:its something tat males have but females don't)then isabella wants the ruler back and i said it got the smell of tat _ _ _ _so she practically freak out and throw the ruler at me so i kept laughin and laughin and laughin and never mind....so i kept on playin with the ruler as if i m a retard or a young adult with a tiny brain.then i prob jon's whoopin ass with the stick.jon is so gonna poke me when we get back to school.

memories rewind final

it was the final day of my precious holiday man that was fun i wave goodbye towards my grandparents and saw their sad face and we left

memories rewind episode 4

on the fourth day i decided to gang up on her and cous did because even i the most patient one in the family cannot stand her we started callin her unibrow as her eyebrow is sort of connected and my cous is gettin more excited everytime he make fun of her.and i join in.she started to cry and my mom scolded me again but underneath that cute little face of my little cousin she is an evil guy.she knows how to us her tear as a weapon to soften the adults heart.aren't she evil .then we went out to play we started ignorin her for good but then we went angry again when we were half way to our destination which is the arcade again.my sis wanted to eat bing tang hu lu in case ur duno wad is tat it is commonly seen in those kind to ancient show it is a candy to make it simple.then my male cous is also attracted to it said that he also wants it so we bought two but then my little cousin wanted to have wadever they want so we bought 3 and we carried on movin towards our direction.on our way my aunt ask me why i don want that candy when so many people likes it and i said that the honey on it is very sticky and it is easily stuck on our teeth and we carried on.during this 'journey'she gave us lots of trouble and midway durin it she made my sister and my cous mad and of course i m made to let me tell u wad happen.it was like this all those that are eatin candy have honey stuck on their body and thats why we went to a near by public toilet.when the person managin the tissuse stand called out to that certain person she was in a daze and my mom called out to her again she finally gave some respond and she said:that little girl is so pretty and adorable.and this few words may seem good but it is actually a trigger for my little cous to boast all around and durin that short but seems long journey she boast so many times that i lost count when we reached there she finished all her coins in a short matter of time so did my sis.but me and my cous still have so much coins with us fyi that arcade uses chips but i like to coin more ok where was i ahhh.so she followed my sis everywhere and my sis came to find us i was winnin my cous in a racin game and he keep on losin which made me save alot of coin as the winner gets a free turn.so my little cousin decide to borrow some coins from us but we don want to so we said no then she pretended to be cute and adorable but i m a man with a strong will so we continued til my mom and aunt came she pretended to be sad and my mom ask me to gave her a few coin so i gave her half a packet of toys since she is my mother and i have 2 packets and i only used 3 coins so i thought wads the big deal and my mom brought her to play and my cous quit losin to me in that game and my mom finished all her coins so she decided to borrow coi from me and challanged me in a racin game so she lost then my aunt challenged me and she lost finally my little cousin came a challaged me so i thrashed her like hell she cried because she lost and she can still say i m not bad ya ?when she is 3km behind me wad a cute but evil cous huh.in the end i finished all my coin and we went to eat with my grandparents we went to eat steamboat it was delicious and we went home to prepare goin to the spa place again.