final judgement

haha while i was bloggin i saw alot people doin this so i just copied them bwahaha.i want to put thanks for the memory song but i suck in bloggin so haix or else ur comfirm cry ar hahaha.

JOACHIM(pervert buddy)
hey yoz my pervert buddy,the day i saw u in this school i already know tat ur a joker but i dunno ur a pervert,as time goes by i realise tat i too become a pervert,time really do fly ....2 years just went pass just like tat i wish tat time can slow down abit when we are together and have fun things won't change between us cause we will still see each other on friday.i won't forget u.jia you in ur study i have faith in u !!! i know tat u can make it one day.

JON(dota student)
ahhh jon, u shld really cut down on the oily food if u want a girlfriend hahahaha.although i nag at u when we are playin dota i really want u to play well so i often nag at u,but ur improvin on the new hero tat i intro to u,u better learn tat hero well or i will kill u , sometimes i really feel i killin u off, like the time u bluff me to escort u home u son of a !@#$%^&*. tat is freakin annoyin,but ur a great buddy i will nv forget u dude.

marcus(old pal)
ahhhh old pal,7 years has pass and we are still in the same class and school ,haha i guess this is fate.i love to play soccer with u and our old buddies ,although we get injurd sometimes we still enjoy it cause we are seriously havin fun.sometimes i think tat jon u and joachim and the rest of our friends are closer to me than my family.i hope tat we will be partner in this years P5 camp,sometimes the joke comin out of ur mouth really make sense and it is also funny,u are also a great dota buddy but dota is gettin borin so u seldom play with us and u also introduce nice tv show to me .thks dude,til death shall we part hahahahahha choi choi choi .

yong kiat(dota buddy)
hey yo jackass,i love to disiao u its so fun ,and i really appreciate tat u always company me when i m bored by playin dota and u often spam lame words on the screen its kinda annoyin but when i say a sentence u will stop,i guess i won't say it or i will die horribily.dota with u is quite fun and sometimes u can find many people to play with me.thk u!!!!i love u ahahahhahaha i can imagine ur expression right now and I M NOT A GAY!!!

bryan(vulgarities dictionary)
SHI FU... u taught me the most vulgarities and u are surely the lamest guy i have ever seen ,for example u ran into the sea with ur phone and u got con by raymond lim(a fake name made up by tat con man).i hope u find ur psp soon and try to get more hardworkin hope u get high and better grade each year.

yi quan(half a dota master)
although u only taught me one thing in dota,which is buy mkb,u are still a great pal and a very cool prankster,u often crack me up with u lame jokes but there is one thing tat annoy me very much and tat is u keep on prankin me ,i feel like a sucker.

HUI YI(fat cheek vampire/sis)
hey yo , u are the best and a very cute sis i ever know,my secrets are absolutely safe with u hahhaha,ur a cool sis with a very fat cheek.sorry about pinchin ur cheek all the time ,but it really feels like gummy sometimes i think ur gonna get mad .thks for cheerin me up when i m sad and emoin its my pleasure knowin u.nv gonna forget u...

Xing Xia( DUNNO WAD TO WRITE)
hey hey , u are one pretty girl but u are also one girl with very fierce temper haha.if u are abit gentle and more lady-like, i think alot of guys will fall for u.good luck with being a air stewardess,i hope u dun beat up ur customer and throw them off the plane if they irritates u bwahahha.i can imagine ur face right now and i have a bad feelin if u read this.

yu ling(buddy)
hey buddy thks for the compliment on ur blog.ur one happy go lucky girl and i hope u stay tat way,have faith in urself cause i dun believe ur stupid ,study harder and u can score high grade,u are quite a joker in ur clique i think hahaha.

blandina(diaoster)
u are one girl tat diao people the most,when me and jon are tryin to be friends with u u just diao us so its kinda hard to talk to u other den homework stuff,but months have pass and i think u have become more open to us and do interact more cause good friends are hard to find its good tat u have a good friend choon siew do cherish her while she is still alive.

Chai jun siew(siew mai)
u stupid diaoster everytime i want to talk to u hor u keep on sayin,SEE WAD SEE I DIG OUT UR EYES,zzz i feel so rejected lor all i want is to interact wad , haix oh well ,thks for tellin me wad homework there is everyday u are like a secretary to me hahahaha.Nice to know u buddy

Carmen(jie jie)
although we dun talk much neither do u come to school much,but i can see tat ur a very carin and cheerful girls ,do come to school often cause ur friend will miss u , good luck with ur studies i believe tat u can do well.

sio feng (tai guo)
hey hey lao pa u,u sleep so much tat i sometime wonder wad u do at night maybe Play Chinese Chess ?hahaha thks for teachin me cantonese although i haven completely master it but i will try my best , good luck with ur romance u horny guy hahahahhahaha although u only join our class this year but ur already one of u and dun molest me when we take picture together or i will murder u.

jia wei(Chairman)
jia wei ar jia wei ,dun speak so loud can sometimes when i m beside u it feels like a giant stereo blast into my ears freakin pain nia,but thks for the tips on dota, u shld consider singin u have potential in it hahaha jkjk. sing chen lei's song for me next time hahahaha.

lim yang(dota tipper /pornmaster/pevert)
hey hey ,u are another dude in this class that diaos me alot,but u are a great buddy tat shows concern sometimes, dun be too emo the next time Dm cut ur hair ,think of the positive side cut ur hair also not shave ur hair can grow back one wad ,oh and good luck with wadever ur doin if u get wad i mean ^^.

isabella(looney gal)
hey u looney girl,sometimes i think tat ur abit crazy but ur a very carin friend and i think not only me others also appreciate it,i think the only thing u gotta change is try not to be so straight ,not everybody can take it u know.have fun in the holidays.

serene yap(my biological sister)
specially for u bitch,bwahahhahaha ok la after u see this u will wack me like there if no tomorrow.u know wad if u become slightly lady-like and dun be so hot-tempered u shld be a great sister and seriously dun make me wake up so early in the mornin its holiday for goodness sake we are suppose to sleep til very late.sometimes i dun get it, why do u keep on quarrellin with dad ar,sometimes i purposely diam diam one.so a word of advice dun get too pissed off



my speech is over...now cry ....CRY LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW

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i m so sad....todae was the last day of school and everyone is happy about it cause we are going to have a long long holiday.well we have fun durin school and we took lots of pic cause it might be the last we are gonna ever take , finally its judgement time when the clock strike 12.10 our form teacher walks in with our report book,while she is givin out our report book my heart beats faster cause i failed my eng and tat ain't good cause eng is a major subject.finally the last book has been given out but i still haven got mine wad a ripped off.now i m afraid tat i cannot get promoted , but my friend gave me alot of encouragement so i m not tat worried anymore,but wad really cheers me up is someone's smile it really brighten me up.now all i can do is to visit mrs wong with my dad to get back my report book,but for now i pray for advance or promotion.

AFTER EXAM.....

well,there is always a good side and a bad side after ur examination,the good side is that u can have fun and play all u want...but not for long,the bad part is u will get back ur results,if ur results are good u dun have to worry if ur results are bad tat is where the bad part comes in.UR MOTHER WILL SCOLD U,UR FATHER WILL SCOLD U,UR SIBLING WILLS DESPISE U,UR NEMESIS WILL LAUGH AT UR MISERY ,UR FAMILY MEMEBERS WILL ALL LOOK DOWN ON U.well tat is bad enough right.GOD DAM I FAILED MY ENG,why can't i get a C5 or C6,i m not greedy all i want is a pass not a excel but if can i want la .....now tat i fail my eng i m prayin to guang ying ma like nuts for a pass man,haix these kinda pressure is bad enough ler but after i told my mom about my results i kana jia lad jia lad from her.She did not scold me neither did she wack me ,but she used a stradegy tat make me feel ....erm....well remorse or weird.she stares at me with a despisin stare and say sacarstic words tat may sounds nice from the exterior but wads in the interior is frightenin she talk to me with this kinda sentence.Other then my eng i m quite happy with my other results,especially my maths and sci....they mantain as As,my chinese and geog and other get Bs except my lit which i nv like and i dun really care about it.Now its all about eng i swear i will pass eng one fine day but the prob is how?read story book ?do more assestment?or wad ?well i will know it one fine day for now i dunno wad to do other den pray for my eng to pass ha ha.If GOD gives me 3 wish now,First,i wish tat i will pass all my subjects especially eng with results tat i want ,Second,i wish tat my family and friend will be happy and healthy forever,Thirdly,i still have no idea wad to wish for so i will save it for the future.Well i think my sis i gettin more and more mature by the day cause wad she says sound way nicer den wad my mom said.well she might be a good sis after all haha(dun get too happy serene yap).Wad she said was:daniel i think u shld think about why u fail ur exam cause u have tuition and tuition aren't cheap and we aren't rich either....if u tuition and u did tried ur best and u fail u shld not be sad but if u have tuition and u did not work hard u shld think about wad u have been doin all this time....although my IQ ain't tat high but i know wad she is talkin about well maybe i shld really think about all these now lets just hope i pass my eng so i can try my best next year....i know wad my weakness are and they are i cannot remember wad i promise like i can try my best next year so now i also hope tat i can remember the promise i did this year and i really won't get remorse next year....THKS FOR THE LECTURE SIS .....^^ it really get me thinkin of wad i have been doin.Now these is all i have for todae

after exam ler hurray

Oh no i m sufferin from boredness now.sian marcus and them all go out play lan and i m stayin at home ...why ?cause my mom dun allow and i dun want tell them zzz haix lucky got jon company me but its not so good to cause jon play dota the time very abit annoyin.i want fight him but he dun want to cause he scared lose ,wads wrong with losin , all i want him is to recieve the experience to fight a player instead of fightin some lousy AI(computer player)zzz he dun want. even with playin ai he also abit hum ji lor must gang den he dare atk ....he can actually kill hero ler then he still blur blur dun dare like tat haix ...hope he can become more darin in this game so i can have fun .Now i m tryin to introduce TD to him and he dun want to play just because he dunno how zzzz when dota just start he also dunno wad but in the end he learn wad ....haix now he go see his dentist ler now i dam sian.finally,exam is over ....but i m afraid now .well tat is because after exam is to get back ur exam paper and my mother is givin me alot of pressure now cause she said she will throw away my psp if i dun do well,it is so unfair for me .i work so hard for it and she say throw then throw meh its like pokin a knife into my heart.this suck man before exam i get pressure wah liao after exam also kana this kind of shit ar ...haix.the worst part is she dunno how hard the exam is and she start to say stuff like wah so easy ar blah blah i think she dun even know how to read the question nia cause her eng suck like nuts .Hope tat i can score well ...

i m back

sorry for not postin for such a long time.Exam has finally come,GOD DAM IT why must this day come,who the heck suggested examination anyway.oh well,since most of my friend asks me to blog , so i will.btw who the heck wrote o$p$ in my comment ar,i bet is u joachim.this few days must be the most horrible days for xx since she wanted to know what i told the rest of the girls ... bwahaha its for me to know and for u to find out xx ...bwahaha evil laughter.ok todae i went to do a lit exam... so freakin hard la,the whole paper only have 3 questions and they gib us a long 1 hr 30 min,i only used like 30 min and i was sleepin for the the next 1 hour,i think i failed lit already,oh well its ok i dun like lit anyway and i dun really pass most of the times , seems like lit isn't the thing for me.i m so gonna PARTY after exam , just thinkin about the fun i m gonna have already makes me high i wanna have fun i wanna meet up with my old buddies i want to poke hui yi cheek i wanna smack jon butt i wanna disturb sio feng i wanna do alot of stuff.....but i dun think this fun will last because there is always something i hate on the last day of school,AND TAT IS GETTIN UR REPORT CARD BACK.OMG la if do well i dun mind la but if fail like nuts or all are border line passes hoho i can imagine wad my parents will say.i seriously dunno wads wrong with them la,all i was doin was studyin in the afternoon and restin at night but they only see me play nia ok lor then i switch sleep in the afternoon and study at night ,guess wad...they come back in the afternoon to check on me .when i woke up they scold me like siao lor,haix guess tats the few unlucky days i have.oh well gtg parents at home ler .

wad happen durin sec 2 camp

hurray!i had one of my best camp this few days.....i was abit sad when i know my team only have 1 boy i know in my class la but den it turn out quite well since there is a couple of funny people in my team.when we reach our campsite,our instructor called himself potato bring us to our bunk and put all our stuff there our bunk is near the seaside and there are alot of tree so u can call it a coolin place.after tat we went to the canteen to have our lunch,we have to do the hungry cheer everytime before we have our meals,after the meal we have to wash our own fork and spoon and plate.we have our first activity which was kayaking, it is my first time but it turn out quite well since i m payin attention to the kayakin instructor.we kayak our way to the instructor as told by him then he wanted the front row people to stand on their kayak,when we put down out oar(the thingy u paddle with)2 girl acidentally hit me with it...gib me a big bun on my head.ouch!after kayaking we did raftin which was to build a raft with hollow pipe and barrow haha cool man i feel bonded with some of the boys there.we are quite lucky as our first day are pure water element and the next day are purely high element awesome right no need keep on changin.after all tat we went to the toilet to bath tat part is the funniest cause we get to disturb and laugh at each other.some of my friend bath with white underwear i know we are shy to show our thingy la but den also must wear something tat won't get translucent after come in contact with water right, den me and charles see a very funny thing and we kept on laughin,after wad we saw jonathan also saw it and laugh with us.(abit horny so dun really want to say wad happen).we have our dinner and this time my friend is on duty so i have people to disturb bwahaha.we went to their station and we keep on sayin oi dun like tat la give more leh,u r my friend anot if yes then gib more haha and we get wad we want.after tat me and a ncc friend went to wash our dish and there is a friend there so i thought we can ask her to let us cut queue and let us wash our plate BUT NOOOOO she didn't allowed us so we are mad as there is a freakin long line to wait.when we return our bunk to sleep we all can't sleep as the first night we all very high wad cannot get to sleep one so we all walked about,some played catchin while some just sit under their bunker and talk(our bunker have two level the top one is for sleepin the lower one is for chatin and hangin our clothes)when we see one instructor come we all ran back to our bunker,after doin this for a long while we stop cause we know some of the instructor very very angry liao.so me yong kiat justin and sio feng decided to stay in our bunker and chat,meanwhile joachim and marcus and many more people decided to disturb people and wad they did first was to find a prey which was someone i dunno la haha but then wad they did was they sprayed his whole body with insect repellant and put stickers on him someone suggested of puttin colgate the toothpaste on his armpit hair but bryan say no cause he tell us colgate will make hair drop and said wad if when he wake up he he see one side got armpit hair one side dun so they decided to dun take the risk but it is freakin hilarious when we imagine him droppin hair.while they are doin tat sio feng is askin why ru wen break up with him and justin is tryin to see ghost cause we sleep near the metal bar which stop us from fallin and as i said earlier on our bunk is near the sea side and with alot of tree so it is freakin cary at night cause u wouldn't know if andything will come out from the sea with long ahair or something,while they are doin tat i m disturbin yong kiat(hopeu won't mind hui yi) i pretend sleep and keep on ticklin him haha so fun ok ok .wad happen the next moprnin was the guy marcus and joachim prank ask wad happen why his pant so wet and they told himm wad happen and he replied:"no wonder yesterday my ahem so coolin la"this sentence make me laugh like nuts.we did high element the time i wasn't really scared cause all u have to do is to walk faster along the string.wad i like the most is abseilin so cool la when u goin down the time its like 0 gravity dude the guy who is in charge of my string thingy ask who i like in my class la i did not tell so he hanged me in the air for like 2 min and my butt and my front part is startin to hurt man so he let me down slowly .when i was about to touch the floor someone touch my butt and i freak out i thought is a molester haha kiddin anyway it was joshua a npcc friend of mine.after we had our dinner it was the finale of all camps the most crucial part of the whole camp.all group have to do a performance and a mighty cheer. i remeber that night's sky is especially dark and the stars are especially bright.when its my turn to do our performance we went super high,wad we have to do was to do the action of wad the song sings,so our song was tarzan and jane, wad make me blush was tat i wasn't suppose to do the jane action but i keep on forgettin and this is where the uniform group's spirit comes in they said if i do we all act cute together isn't this touchin haha so in the end we all act cute and poke our own cheek haha.after all performance there comes the most touchin moment in the camp our instructor and us formed a bond and our female instructor cried , haix it may only been 72hr 45min and 8 second but also no need cry til so sad right ok ok stop cryin. we decide to give oure instructor a souvenir which was a pe t-shirt with our signature and wad i left down with 2 other friend was:we wish u make one small potato............................faster! hotter !HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha and he said we are the horniset team he ever had indeed we are.after we went back to school we went home to take a break.woooooooooot i KO on tat day haha.

long time no post

hello everybody i dam long nv post liao.yea my birthday is comin hurray.just came back from camp dam tired.i wanna tell u all wtf happen in camp..... ok here we go:on the first day i went to the camp with kai song we were like illegal immigrant carryin so many bags like ah so like tat si bei embarassin nia and on our way the time alot of people look at us haix ok lets carry on.after all the briefin on the camp we carry on to put all our stuff in our bunk la which i later found out is our dnt enrichment course the room.since we part B only have 6 people we have to share bunk wib our senior which is part C.it was so fun man my senior are all so funny but some are really serious man ...we carry on to watch horror movie which was chosen by all the ncc people and red cross .after all tat movie every single ncc people become vulgar haha cause there is alot of bad
word inside the movie.on the second day we went to pulau ubin to hike around the place usin bikes. it was so fun and i am quite angry nia my bike is lousy like nuts when i cycle down slope the time the chain came off and i freak out ... almost fell down and one junior anyhow cycle nia he dun even know how to choose a bike tat is suitable for him so alot of us dun really like him la cause he already know he cannot cycle tat bike liao den still carry on somemore he dam noisy.then one of my senior said one sentence tat everybody want to tell him which was:"u know how to cycle one anot ." cause firstly,he fall down himself and slow us all down,secondly,he cycle the time dam noisy ,thirdly he keep on ram into me because his feet cannot touch the paddle sometimes and he cannot stop in time then kana me la suai suai the rest is tat he ge kiang la cannot dun tell la keep on breakin almost make me and my friend which was in part B too fall with him na bei .oh and pulau ubin the mountain area hor dam lot of humps so my butt pain lor.but the whole trip was fun.on the last day we have intense trainin well it was really intense trainin.after the camp i went back for ug day on the next day.we have rock climbin.na bei i just climb finish hor then the next round is blind folded then they all dun want climb then i need to climb again freakin tired one leh.wah lau then kai feng dam pro la he blind folded can climb so fast , we down dere all sayin connie is waitin down here for u haha like all ug people know connie is his gf.after all tat climbin hor i butt dam pain leh.the saftey thing hor make all the boy the ahem hor si bei pain.haha dam funny.wah si bei tired nia